Joe Rogan Experience #1447 - Tom Segura

25-Mar, 2020
4 984 630 Ko‘rishlar soni

Tom Segura is a stand-up comedian, and hosts his own podcast with his wife, Christina Pazsitzky called Your Mom’s House. His new special “Ball Hog” is now streaming only on Netflix. @YourMomsHousePodcast

  • 1:33:10 there he goes with that “won” bullshit

    Hans FlaschentragerHans Flaschentrager2 kun oldin
  • WTF is Joe talking abt Mountain vs Connor? It was like that fight in GOT - all it will take for the fight to be over is one grab of the tini tiny Connor. BTW, THAT'S GRIZZLY VS JIU JITSU for you

    Jitu TeronJitu Teron3 kun oldin
  • 1:33:05 everybody that juan

    TomTom4 kun oldin
  • watching this now is depressing. they are shocked at the idea of 6 months... damn

    Ezra LEzra L4 kun oldin
  • Duck eggs are good

    Rob SpRob Sp5 kun oldin
  • Joe: Did you see rocket man die? Do you want to? Tom: ok

    Mitchell McGlamryMitchell McGlamry6 kun oldin
  • You little fuck lol

    James CooperJames Cooper6 kun oldin
  • "there could be no shows for 6 months" .... Now working on a year

    Gary WitkowskiGary Witkowski6 kun oldin
  • Joe Rogan just has the worst opinions duck eggs are absolutely the best

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  • "I think you're wrong Jamie it's the same hog"

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  • Shame on joe for telling me about the bear video cause I was unfortunately able to find it

    Jack JackJack Jack10 kun oldin
  • i was 9 when i figured out dons monopoly was a scam

    Cam KeefeCam Keefe10 kun oldin
  • tom segura xDxDxDxD im dying

    Diego JiménezDiego Jiménez12 kun oldin
  • this is soothing asf you can tell these two run n the same wavelength.

    Ji NJi N16 kun oldin
  • >no shows until september, i heard that didn't age well

    nyansugoinyansugoi19 kun oldin
  • Love anything with the Segura! Also I'm super late to the game and I'm watching baby Rogan in Fear Factor and he's so freaking funny in it.

    Amanda LoughlinAmanda Loughlin24 kun oldin
  • He called Thor 300lbs lmao try 400

    cockaDoodleDayumcockaDoodleDayum25 kun oldin
  • Watching this in December and feeling really down. Everyone was so optimistic about how quick we’d get past this and we just kept getting hit. Now we have drive in shows and rooftop venues I wonder where we’ll be December 2021

    Harry DanglezHarry Danglez27 kun oldin
  • 🙏Rip Tommy Buns

    Ashby ChildressAshby Childress28 kun oldin
  • Tom Segura looks like the guy that claims he knows the exact combination of seasonings, to replicate cannabis

    Dogmo SatchmoDogmo SatchmoOy oldin
  • Hey that guy sold me a cheap katana and an airsoft gun at my local flea market

    Christian LaneChristian LaneOy oldin
  • *laughs in December 2020*

    Tori AndersonTori AndersonOy oldin
  • 22:35 Except, he DID say Kung Flu. And he DID say Koi Pond Killer would cure Covid. He said them both on live TV, you can find the clips Joe!!!

    Cezere LecrucioCezere LecrucioOy oldin
  • So the link to the tree trimming vid?

    John DoeJohn DoeOy oldin
  • Anyone got the tree trimming accident video?

    Jason PicardJason PicardOy oldin
  • 1:00:06 LMAO

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  • Shoot, shovel and shut up!

    Jason PetersJason PetersOy oldin
  • Here in December.. still in lockdown

    Da JohnsonDa JohnsonOy oldin
  • Joe" Owls will eat everything" Rogan

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  • Flu-silli

    Nicely DunwellNicely DunwellOy oldin
  • Owl fights hawk, leaves video to see that. 11 foot bear, leaves that to see that goes back to joe rogan lmao

    Alan GonzalezAlan GonzalezOy oldin
  • After my csection I could not shit for 2 weeks. Finally the time came. Sweating like a fat pig. I sat on the toilet and just started stripping naked coddling myself with little comments like, “it’ll be over soon” “you’ve got this.” The pure pain got so bad so at first I grabbed the shower curtain and wrapped it around me for comfort. Then I threw it off of me aggressively and projectile vomited all over the floor and on my feet. When it was finally over I cleaned up my puke, naked, and had a beer. It was truly terrible.

    Maid For YouMaid For YouOy oldin
  • Tom segura has the kindest, most gentle mannerisms. He just seems like such a good guy.

    Maid For YouMaid For YouOy oldin
  • Us watching this is December still in lockdown 👀😂

    HannahHannahOy oldin
  • 2:30 these guys are so funny they are making puns without even knowing it

    Baby TeethBaby TeethOy oldin
  • Joe's impression of Joey diaz was so spot on I had to look at the screen again

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  • I didn't have the "sticks to your mouth" sensation from duck eggs, but they definitely smell like burning hair when you cook them. 🦆🥚 🥵

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  • Can we all agree the rocket mad, mad Mike was set up to not show the truth......NOT... 😆

    Chris GilleanChris Gillean2 oy oldin
  • dumb are brave

    bobby Seasonsbobby Seasons2 oy oldin
  • lol this one's a bit boring lol

    bobby Seasonsbobby Seasons2 oy oldin
  • 26:50 listen, it also kills people who "i refuuz to wur a muuask!" so, it's taking care of the low IQ and racists a bit. (I know it's redundant to say)

    bobby Seasonsbobby Seasons2 oy oldin
  • How much does Joe make or pay a person for this thing? It's crazy. We all consume youtube for free.. I wish this nikkah got more money. this is seriously like watching TV.

    bobby Seasonsbobby Seasons2 oy oldin
    • He gets paid from ad revenue. Kanye west episode made a shit ton of millions

      Erika LErika L2 oy oldin
  • That's hilarious the way Joe is acting like Conor and the mountain guy were in a fight. The dude had his leg and things at times and would just let him go because it was for show. Plain stupid to pretend that was a fight.

  • Been watching this on and off for 4 days now while post mating lol

    inthemorninginthemorning2 oy oldin
  • When is bunz going to Texas to the new studio to make fun of all the locals with cowboy hats

    Scott StevensScott Stevens2 oy oldin
  • 2:19:55 there’s nothing wrong with vaccinations you idiots, it’s a perfect opportunity to drug or chip people ! Based on a biological attack

    Dick RichardDick Richard2 oy oldin
  • wait does joe eat elk meat?

    Parker NilsonParker Nilson2 oy oldin
  • Tom Segura looks like Louis C.K with black hair.

    Waali AafaqWaali Aafaq2 oy oldin
  • Duck eggs taste exactly like chicken eggs i think you jus cooked em wrong

    Davian RanckDavian Ranck2 oy oldin
  • Btw,, on the COVID-19 topic,,, it's December and we are still F*cked 😂😂

    Cruz JohnCruz John2 oy oldin
    • November

      Ash SchulzAsh Schulz2 oy oldin
  • Toms face when high and seeing gore photos. He can't handle it. Reminds me of watch private Ryan after smoking. Dont.

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  • #LetHerSpeak #VoteGold #DrJorgensen

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  • jesus christ,,,i just finished watching the grizzly face maul as bad as the teen who dived off the cliff and split his face in two video, look that one up!!!

    Sheldon SSheldon S2 oy oldin
  • galgadot nickelodeon simonsinek

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  • "We might not have another show for two or three months".Me watching this 6 months

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  • I could listen to Tom Segura or Joey Diaz on this podcast every single day!

    Bfer NuttzBfer Nuttz3 oy oldin
  • The cancellations suck! We had tickets to a comedy show in Atlanta that got canceled and we were not able to get a refund. That sucks.

    Bfer NuttzBfer Nuttz3 oy oldin
  • So it's October now and we're still shut down and JRE is now filmed inside of a fleshlight....crazy

    TestarossaGZ BTestarossaGZ B3 oy oldin
  • 25:10 why joes tongue is yellow? Is he sick or something?

    Mikołaj KwiecieńMikołaj Kwiecień3 oy oldin
  • FYI: Duck Duck search: 1918 was 500,000 Americans. although numbers have been quoted into the millions, reviewing multiple years and post-related deaths. 80,000 died from flu in 2017-2018 flu season. Highest in 40 plus years. These numbers are for total flu deaths. vs. COVID-19 is COVID only, does not include typical flu. Link is:

    jay kayinjay kayin3 oy oldin
  • I haven’t laughed this hard for years. Your whole carnivore diet section

    Unknown UserUnknown User3 oy oldin
  • Pangolins are used for the production of christal meth

    Ricci Stills NashRicci Stills Nash3 oy oldin
  • I think if you’re willing to be a college basketball player for free, that’s your choice. If you don’t want to consent, don’t. If my job decides to not pay me, I’d quit. Quit. But wait, it’s still a great opportunity that’s worth it to the players, free educations and fame and glory. I’d play in a huge band for free that had me millions of cheering fans and an opportunity to do something that I’m so passionate about. I’d literally pay for that. Especially if it could lead me to actually getting paid doing something I love that gave me a lot of positive recognition. Now if the government has placed a rule saying they can’t be paid, that’s different and should be removed. I think it would be smart and even moral to pay the players something. But that’s irrelevant to what policies should be passed.

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  • narutoost lalala tenaciousd lindag archenemy reol miamiheat

    ngọc cườngngọc cường3 oy oldin
  • Connor would not of won that fight. The monster had to control himself

    Mason TemiquelMason Temiquel3 oy oldin
  • 11:10

    Kaleb RojasKaleb Rojas3 oy oldin
  • Dogs shouldn’t eat Kibble. It’s horrible for them. You should be feeding your dog Honest Kitchen Dog Food which is raw.

    The Cold PoetThe Cold Poet3 oy oldin
  • Larry Allen was the shit

    TruDragon88TruDragon883 oy oldin
  • Come on mark don't be stingy

    Edog EEdog E3 oy oldin
  • Can someone link the bear video?

    I'm TysonI'm Tyson3 oy oldin
  • The Mountain could easily kill McGregor in that fight... Just pick him up and shatter him lol

    Cornighter FilmsCornighter Films3 oy oldin
  • Joe is making that bear video sound so bad. The guy looks like he just got his ass whooped really bad. Not that gruesome

    Rhaegar SnowRhaegar Snow4 oy oldin
  • It's weird Tom is acting weird towards Joe's videos....but then you watch YMH

    Rhaegar SnowRhaegar Snow4 oy oldin
  • Tom Segura is an asskisser. He agrees with every single thing Joe says. Wow.

    keithsj10keithsj104 oy oldin
  • The pedophile rumour started because of so many A listers going to Epsteins island, the land of pedophilia, to party etc.

    Barbi RuthBarbi Ruth4 oy oldin
  • 34:14 🤣🤣🤣

    Smoke SumSmoke Sum4 oy oldin
  • The whop virus or the guido flu hahaha

    Oscar Sick Boy QuintoOscar Sick Boy Quinto4 oy oldin
  • 4:50 shoot, shovel and keep my mouth shut. Love it. My neighbors an ass hole.

    Katie’s HubbyKatie’s Hubby4 oy oldin
  • 32:20 obviously joe rogan has never heard of the Fifa world cup

    Sean O'ReillySean O'Reilly4 oy oldin
  • 2-3 month lol sure

    GrizzlyKnightXGrizzlyKnightX4 oy oldin
  • 5 months later and Tom hanks is now a citizen of Greece....

    Marcus JohnsonMarcus Johnson4 oy oldin
  • I end up looking up 8-10 videos at the least through these podcasts lol. Keeps me busy for hours

    TonkaTruckk636TonkaTruckk6364 oy oldin
  • They talked about Qanon before it had its name.

    Mnemonic HotpocketMnemonic Hotpocket4 oy oldin
  • Where's time stamp guy at

    Brady HolmBrady Holm4 oy oldin
  • Tom looks like the sound technician on a budget poon set .....where everyone gets tested afterwards. Even the sandwich guy.

    fred sevierfred sevier4 oy oldin
  • Joe "Ducks are big Fucks" Rogan

    Mnemonic HotpocketMnemonic Hotpocket4 oy oldin
  • I love how easily they can do Joey's voice. That whole section had me 💀

    Gary ShoffnerGary Shoffner4 oy oldin
  • Talking about young people dying from corona. “Yeah 2 college basketball players died”, oh shit really? “Yeah they were basketball players in the 90s”....

    Tyler WhitehurstTyler Whitehurst4 oy oldin
  • The Mountain said he didn't actually try to do anything to Conor because he didn't want to hurt him. How would it look if The Mountain injured Conor before his fight? Conor is amazing but c'mon Joe.

    CKMCKM4 oy oldin
  • My friend always told me when skinny people get sick they die but when fat people get sick they get skinny so Joey might be okay 😂

    Chris CainChris Cain4 oy oldin
  • The way joe speaks on the time hanks situation makes me feel like we’ll find him on the flight logs

    Paddy PeetPaddy Peet4 oy oldin
  • Anybody else not know about subsonic rounds before this?? They’re almost pellet gun quiet.. I guess depending on what you’re shooting with, of course.

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  • Salted duck eggs are not bad, tasty even

    Sophia WSophia W4 oy oldin
  • It's funny that Joe rogan things the mountain couldn't beat Conor He actually thinks Conor McGregor beat the mountain lol

    Oscar HernandezOscar Hernandez4 oy oldin
  • The only reason why anyone knows Phelps is weed.

    Tiny T-RexTiny T-Rex4 oy oldin
  • Tom Segura is such a fuckin prick. Hanks is getting shit because there is vague evidence he may have been involved. It has nothing to do with "if you A list you a pedo" "here let me pull up these comments instead of maybe looking into the claims" Do your job and tell jokes you fucking clown.

    ry fyry fy4 oy oldin
  • For 06:30, bear that got a dude's face - see link but beware, it's pretty gruesome. (seriously, like right off the bat it has his fleshy-face showin' up!) And the article -

    The Moist_CopyThe Moist_Copy4 oy oldin
  • You do a great service Joe. Honestly would be so bored without this show.

    iLike toCodeiLike toCode4 oy oldin
  • shit about italy and rona didn't age well.

    nathan79fordnathan79ford4 oy oldin